Here, Kitty Kitty

just-shower-thoughts:

I thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a bigger problem in my life when I was younger

just-shower-thoughts:

How fast a car can go from 100-0 is probably more important than how fast it can get from 0-100.

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(via civilwhore)

iguanamouth:

i dont care about horsepower ok i wanna know the conversion rates for other animals. how many snakes would it take to move your car

(via ruinedchildhood)

memeufacturing:

i’m comforted by the fact that Ted Cruz woke up one morning and was told by his advisors that the internet was suddenly convinced that he was the zodiac killer

(via ruinedchildhood)

zodiacsociety:

Aries arrival time: 8:59pm; likes racing the clock
Taurus arrival time: 10:00pm; “sorry i had to….”
Gemini arrival time: If they’re gonna get there late, they’re not coming.
Cancer arrival time: 8:30pm; wanna help set up
Leo arrival time: 9:20pm; fashionably late
Virgo arrival time: 9:05pm; not too early, not too late
Libra arrival time: 9:00pm; social etiquette!
Scorpio arrival time: 10:30pm; dying down, no one will notice I’m super late.
Sagittarius arrival time: 8:55; likes to be 5mins early
Capricorn arrival time: 9:01; planned to come exactly at 9:01
Aquarius arrival time: 9:30; show up casually
Pisces arrival time: 9:45pm; tried to arrive on time, somehow ended up late

(via zodiacsociety)

At least I know why my nose is always runny now